среда, 9. јул 2014.

GOOGLE JE ŽENSKO!!! GOOGLE IS A GIRL!!!



A EVO I DOKAZA ZA TO......


- gomila kolačiće u ogromnim količinama
- šta god da pitaš, sledi ono „DA LI SI MISLIO....?“
- tražiš jedno, a uvek dobiješ suprotno od onog što si tražio
- mnogo memorije troši na skupljanje i širenje podataka o drugima
- 80% podataka koje zna su, više-manje, potpuno neupotrebljivi
   u svakodnevnom životu
- svaki dan menja izgled, bilo to potrebno ili ne
- prekida te u pola rečenice
- taman kad misliš da si shvatio šta hoće, zbuni te sa započinjanjem
  potpuno druge teme
- stalno ti sugeriše kupovinu krpica, cipela, parfema i sličnog
  i mami te da trošiš pare na gomilu nepotrebnih stvari
- ima odgovore na SVA tvoja pitanja (i na ona koja ne postaviš)
- pamti sve - gde si bio, u koga si gledao, šta si tražio....pamti čak
  i ono što si i sam odavno zaboravio
- čak i kad pomisliš da joj nađeš zamenu, uvek joj se vraćaš uz
  komentar da je najbolja
- shvatiš koliko ti znači tek kada ti nije uvek na raspolaganju



AND HERE ARE THE PROOFS OF THAT.....

- she piles up a lot of cookies
- whatever you ask, it follows that famous „DID YOU MEAN…?”
- you ask for one thing, and always get totally opposite one from that
  what you’ve been looking for
- she spends a lot of memory on collecting and spreading of informations
  about other people
- 80% of  informations she knows are – more or less – totally useless in
  every-day life
- she changes her look every day, needed or not
- she interrupts you in the half of the sentence
- just when you start to think that you know what she wants, she confuses
  you with starting talking about completely new subject
- she suggests you all the time to go to shopping and to spend a lot of money
  on clothing, shoes, perfumes and other unnecessary things
- she got the answers on ALL of your questions (even on those you did not
  ask)
- she remembers everything – where have you been, what did you look at it,
  what did you searching for….she remembers even that what you already
  forgot long time ago
- even when you start to think to replace her with someone else, you always
  come back, with the comment that “she’s the best”
- you find out how important she is to you when she isn’t always available

P.S. Please, forgive me for my Not-So-Perfect-English….but, I’m trying to do
my best…….love you all, 

Natasha :)